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[Mar. 10th, 2006|02:17 pm] |
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i am sick of the sight of my final project for uni. i cannot wait for the day that i can drop it into that all important blue box on the 11th floor. it may be covered in sweat, blood, tears and coffee by then. although they would probably deducte 10% for poor presentation. |
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[Feb. 18th, 2006|07:21 pm] |
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for those of u who dont know my birthday is coming up. i like diamonds and rubies, im crazy bout bentleys. gucci dresses and drop top Kompressors, wine me and dine me and bring those platinum rings. those are a few of my favourite things. |
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[Feb. 17th, 2006|11:42 am] |
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i was accosted in a bar last night by some drunken man who demanded to know which country he was in, which city, which pub and finally how to get back to glasgow. he also told me someone had stolen his coat (which he was wearing) and his mobile (which he had in his hand). noone came to my rescue! not even when he leaned right in and tried whispering sweet nothings into my ear. it was one of the moments where i was expecting a big pile of sick to land in my lap. if that had happened i have no idea what i would have done with myself. lain there helplessly i suppose till someone put me into the dishwasher. anyway there refused to serve him cuz he was so drunk and he finally left. thank god. i always wonder what happens to these people who get really drunk and end up miles away from home. do they just wonder the streets till they are sober enough to remember where they came from? |
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[Feb. 9th, 2006|02:40 pm] |
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I would rather be happy than in love this valentines day. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2006|12:11 pm] |
| Your Five Factor Personality Profile | 
Extroversion:
You have low extroversion.
You are quiet and reserved in most social situations.
A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you.
You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people.
Conscientiousness:
You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.
Agreeableness:
You have low agreeableness.
Your self interest comes first, and others come later, if at all.
In general, you feel that people are not to be trusted.
And you're skeptical that anyone else really feels differently.
Neuroticism:
You have high neuroticism.
It's easy for you to feel shaken, worried, or depressed.
You often worry, and your worries prevent you from living life fully.
You tend to be emotionally reactive and moody. Your either flying very high or feeling very low.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is low.
You're a pretty conservative person, and you favor what's socially acceptable.
You think that change for novelty's sake is a very bad idea.
While some may see this as boring, many see you as dependable and wise. |
maybe its time to see a psychiatrist. or so these tests would like me to believe. i choose to bury my head in the sand. or mud as the case may be in this country. |
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[Feb. 1st, 2006|01:19 pm] |
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the window cleaner is serenading me....... he may not know this since the curtains are closed but i have to say he has a very nice voice. |
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| sneeze alert |
[Jan. 30th, 2006|05:09 pm] |
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i wandered in from uni today to find my grandma dancing round the front room to dire music.....yes it scared me too. she said she was excercising but it looked more like she was simply suffling herself round the room. if she wanted to excercize i said maybe she could have a think about hoovering up that shake and vac she threw all up the staires a week ago. its making me sneeze no end. the staires dont even need hoovering anyway! i do them every other thursday. honestly. people have been put on the earth to drive me mad i know it! |
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[Jan. 29th, 2006|03:46 pm] |
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my name is nadya and i believe in karma. im going to make a list of all the things ive done wrong and put them straight. actually no im lying now cuz if i did id have to go back to all those jobs i walked out of and tell them im not dead and that i just hated working there. time for plan b............................in other news ive been dumped for being a cow. a drunken cow that sent texts of hate. maybe its time i took up religion.uh my life is such a mess. im running away after uni and rebuilding my life elseware under a new name. it will be fine. |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2006|09:20 pm] |
| You Are 92% Abnormal | 
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at high risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is very likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. |
good god! the bad thing is i fear it may be true. at least i have that 8% of normalness to fall back on. |
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| hungover |
[Jan. 22nd, 2006|08:51 pm] |
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Im hungover again and may die......................... in other news i still want to kill everyone at uni.especially people in my uni groups that start sentences with the words "this meaning...."
also have canceled my gym member shit cuz lets face it once the car died a death there was little chance of getting on a bus headed to colne land of the weirdos. am back with my ex* again ( shortned from ex to the power of about 43 now. maybe 143 not too sure). i blame pinkjulia completely. it was her who introduced me and kept inviting him round for "video nights". if i had known then what i know now maybe i would have stayed at home instead of hitting the vodka and trying to drunkenly seduce him. which means i may now be with someone less hairy that comes round more than once a week and whos room is more female friendly (meaning not full of cds that can be knocked over by one wrong move....doesnt leave a lot in the way of spontaneous passion ill tell u that for free)i may still be drunk now im not too sure. i could hear my liver crying softly to itself earlier today.i think i did some stupid things last night. including attempting to play pool. also my nightmare came to life last night and i was chased up some staires by a dwarf. it was terrible i thought i was going to be dragged off to umpa lumpa land. well i am the right hight and look entertaining while dancing. also was chatting to a man that just looked like my uni tutor that i fancie (not in a really like him way but had a rude dream once and now cant look him in the eye).........not good as he said he lived in manchester. praying its not him so will have to corner said tutor on wednesday to check he hasnt got his tongue pierced. valentines day soon, preperations for disappointment already in progress......may buy bf cd with those vouchers ive been trying to get rid of since christmas..... will definately chose wrong cd and end up humiliated for "being seriously uncool, knowing nothing about music and not knowing him well enough" like i could ever keep up with his taste in music. might just pick up the most offensive blood covered dead baby looking cd i can find. that should make him happy. he will prob already have it somewhere minging away to itself.cant get him choclate now he has given up...maybe pretend i didnt know? could hold off sex till the 14th and then give myself as gift like at his birthday? cheap (:P) yet effective. decisions decisions. he had a spaz last yr cuz i didnt get him a card. or maybe it was the yr before i really cant remember. why r men so emaotional? whats the point in a card? am gonna have to find something soon. hes already drowing under the amount of aftershave he has so i cant get him that. hmm. maybe ill make him a collage of naked pictres of myself. must find friend with nice legs to copy and paste tho. |
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